alas, no beardbus this week. the bus driver had a week off to grow a faaaabulous beard, while the beardies had to work.

Ill have a beard christmas without you
Ill be so bearded just thinking about you
hairy faces of beard in a red chevy coupe
Wont be a beard, if youre not here with me

And when those beard snowflakes start falling
Thats when those beard memories start calling
Youll be doin all right, with your mustache of whiiiiiiiiiiite
But Ill have a beard beard christmas

(hardcore breakdown)

Youll be doin all right, with your mustache of white,
But Ill have a beard beard christmas

The Beard Bus Begins

3 guys, or more technically corporate shills, commuting 50 miles each way to work. In a crappy car. Listening to loud music. Complaining. And growing the best damn beards you have ever seen.